My name is Kristin.
It ends with an "N," begins with a "K."
Me: god my internet suddenly got so fucking slow
Nick: maybe if we pray about it together the lord Jesus will repair your internet.
Me: probably not, he's not really all that tech inclined
Nick: silly backward old jesus.
Me: Jesus calls me for tech support all the time and I'm like "go away jesus, I'm busy, fix it yourself this time" but he never does
Nick: doesn't he pay for applecare or something
Me: Yeah but he always forgets he has it
Rachel: SO SHIMMER. WOWE.
Kristin: Much Zelda. Wow. Very Nintendo
Gaston: I only wished to save her
Maleficent: I only wished to be invited to the party
Scar: I only wished to improve relations between the races
Captain Hook: I only wished to teach the boy a responsibility-
Ursula: I only wished to give the people a voice
Captain Hook: -so he wouldn't end up like me
Cruella De Vil: I only wished to have a coat made out of puppies.
Jafar: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
Gaston: THAT'S HORRIBLE
Maleficent: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?